Done rather quickly in Paint, but then most of my stamps are.
Do you have those times where you're explaining something to somebody and you realize later, or at the time even, that you sounded like a total idiot? Happens to me all the time.
Example of such a time for me:
Me: Aw, what cute mice!
Lady: They're for my pet snake.
Me: You mean they do sell live prey here?
Me: H-how do you kill them to feed it to like, say a dog? Like if you're feeding a raw diet to your dog and want to feed whole prey?
Lady: I just give them to my snake live.
Me: Okay, thanks anyways. I was asking because I have a raw-fed dog. Um...I like snakes. They're pretty.
I sounded more like an idiot in the actual conversation, but I don't remember the exact words used and this is as close as I can remember.